January 2008
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Resolutions Suck
I’m not a big believer in the New Year’s Resolution. Who the hell ever follows through? What’s the point? A year ago, my Ex (above in all her pensive glory) made her resolution to, “Be a better girlfriend.” Notice the “Ex” part. Therefore, I’m making a simple CHANGE, not RESOLUTION: I’m going to listen to different music. I find myself...
December 2007
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Wojo: Bloomberg will run →
I often wait until it is too late to go on the record with my predictions (I picked Huckabee months ago — have the chat transcript to prove it!), but my New Year’s prediction is that Bloomberg will run. He has been laying the groundwork for months and foreign policy schooling is the dead giveaway for all potential candidates. Don’t be surprised if he picks up a wayward Obama or...
Applescript: De-duplicate iCal Events →
Thank You!
“IT’S a pickle of a paradox: As our knowledge and expertise increase, our...”
– Innovative Minds Don’t Think Alike - New York Times
Kenya: More great news for democracy →
Now some might see a 115% turnout rate as a sign that democracy isn’t working, but I say it means that it IS working…just too well.
Kenya Leader Re-Elected in Disputed Vote
Alexander Graf Lambsdorff, chief European Union election monitor, said the Electoral Commission of Kenya “has not succeeded in establishing the credibility of the tallying process to the satisfaction of all...
IDon't →
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Question for all you lovely ladies out there: If your man proposed in a way that made you feel nauseas — the way he asked, the totally wrong ring, etc. — would you still say, “Yes?” I only know of one such situation. She said, “Yes.” Well, sort of.
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Free and fair elections...damn! →
Holy frickin’ crap! Stay safe over there AH.
Bhutto Assassinated in Attack on Rally - New York Times
RAWALPINDI, Pakistan — The Pakistani opposition leader Benazir Bhutto was assassinated near the capital, Islamabad, on Thursday. Witnesses said Ms. Bhutto, who was appearing at a political campaign rally, was fired upon at close range by a gunman, and then struck by shrapnel from a blast...
Free and fair elections...damn! →
Holy frickin’ crap! Stay safe over there AH.
Bhutto Assassinated in Attack on Rally - New York Times
RAWALPINDI, Pakistan ??? The Pakistani opposition leader Benazir Bhutto was assassinated near the capital, Islamabad, on Thursday. Witnesses said Ms. Bhutto, who was appearing at a political campaign rally, was fired upon at close range by a gunman, and then struck by shrapnel from...
Revealed! The true purpose of social networking →
Really, Facebook? Really… Facebook | Have Sex! Application
Put a “Have Sex!” button on your profile so your friends can Have Sex! with you. Browse profiles of hot looking people, let them know you are interested or Have Sex! with them right away in different positions and places!
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Revealed! The true purpose of social networking →
Really, Facebook? Really… Facebook | Have Sex! Application
Put a “Have Sex!” button on your profile so your friends can Have Sex! with you. Browse profiles of hot looking people, let them know you are interested or Have Sex! with them right away in different positions and places!
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Happy 2007th Jesus...depending on who is counting →
Sucks having a Christmas birthday.
Happy 2007th Jesus...depending on who is counting →
Sucks having a Christmas birthday.
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WatchFeliz Navidad! A very special Christmas song.
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WatchOur Distorted Family Christmas
Charo on Pee-Wee Herman →
God bless us, everyone. Except for you — yeah, you know who you are!
Friday Rap Blogging: Christmas Edition →
Davey Dance Blog -38- ROCKEFELLER CENTER - Mariah Carey - “All I Want for Xmas is You” from Pheasant Plucker on Vimeo.
Penis News: Man's penis is camera shy →
That had to hurt. PENIS!
US ‘penis photo’ doctor suspended
A surgeon at a prestigious US hospital is facing a disciplinary hearing after he allegedly took a photo of a patient’s penis during an operation. <snip> The patient is a strip club owner, Sean Dubowik, whose penis is tattooed with the words “Hot Rod”.
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Quick Translations Using Google Talk →
Thank you internet. Or, “Merci Internet”
Google Talkabout: Merry Christmas, God Jul and 圣诞快乐
OK, I cheated. I don’t really speak Chinese. But I know a bot that does, and we’re releasing it today together with number of other translation bots. For those not familiar with bots, a (ro)bot is a piece of software that acts as a chat contact and provides some fun or useful...
“Al-Qaeda’s media arm, al-Sahab, has invited individuals, organisations and...”
– BBC NEWS | Middle East | Al-Qaeda to give ‘open interview’
Indian women gain right to be groped, feign... →
Finally! Some respect for women. Achieving MDG Goal 3 here we come. Enjoy your new profession ladies, but watch out for Richard Gere — especially if he has a gerbil (C’mon! Can’t mention him without a gerbil reference). Indian Women Win the Right to Tend Bar
It has taken 93 years but India’s women have finally won a spot behind the bar. The country’s supreme court...
Arrested Development, Season 4 →
Was watching some AD on the plane and realized how much I miss that genius. Ahhh…Bateman.
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Crappy awards shows just got worse →
This is a nice, but if we were all really serious about supporting the WGA strike wouldn’t we just boycott TV? I’m sure that would cut into their existing royalties, but a TV boycott is the one way to force the AMPTP’s hand. I could start by watching less Hulu, but until I’m asked, I’m taking the George W. approach: “Keep shopping!”
Waivers Denied for...
Oy! P-town →
This is not surprising. I knew one Jewish person growing up. They made her bring her mother to school one day and give us a little show-and-tell about their adorable little ancient religion. I fell in love with Leviticus than and there!
Overheard in the Office | And They Wear These Little Hats to Prevent Alien Mind Control
Lady peon, back from vacation: Yeah, so in Israel they have something...
“for those of you who have nannies, how do you handle petty cash? for example she...”
– Moms In A Holi-Daze: How Would Santy Gift The Staff Best? Ask myself this all the time.
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The Hillary I Know →
Why do I just find this creepy?
NJ prison shows Shawshank Redemption; two escape →
I hope their escape was aided by heartwarming narration from one Morgan Freeman.
Pinups of bikini-clad women hid jailbreak route, officials say
ELIZABETH, New Jersey (AP) — Two inmates escaped from a county jail, hiding the holes they made in the walls by putting up photos of bikini-clad women, officials said. <snip> The men helped cover up the break by placing dummies under their...
And the award for worst first date... →
First, of all, wow! As one man to another, way to go Sarkozy! Your right-wing policies and xenophobia sicken me, but your taste in women — well, I think we see eye-to-eye my friend. That said, Euro-Disney? That’s you’re coming out party!? How decidely un-French. What’s next? Nazi resistance? On another note, something about this news makes me think Giuliani would do much...
And the award for worst first date... →
First, of all, wow! As one man to another, way to go Sarkozy! Your right-wing policies and xenophobia sicken me, but your taste in women — well, I think we see eye-to-eye my friend. That said, Euro-Disney? That’s you’re coming out party!? How decidely un-French. What’s next? Nazi resistance? On another note, something about this news makes me think Giuliani would do much...
Make Soylent Green at home →
This new device lets you make your favorite sci-fi meal right in the safety of your own home, sweeeeet! (the ability to make soylent green, not necessarily human mean, which I imagine is not that sweet at all)
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Make Soylent Green at home →
This new device lets you make your favorite sci-fi meal right in the safety of your own home, sweeeeet! (the ability to make soylent green, not necessarily human mean, which I imagine is not that sweet at all)
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Saudi rape victim pardoned by King Abdullah, paper... →
He’s just handing out pardons like a Clinton in January.
Eat it McCain, Eat it →
John Boy McCain eats a healthy dose of his own words on Meet the Press
Eat it McCain, Eat it →
John Boy McCain eats a healthy dose of his own words on Meet the Press
I'm Not Happy →
(+ware) I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and
(+ware) slowly the driver gets out of the car … and you know how you just get sooo
(+ware) stressed and life seems to get funny?
(+ware) Well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car,
(+ware) looks up at me and says, “I AM NOT HAPPY!”
(+ware) So, I look down at him...
I'm Not Happy →
(+ware) I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and
(+ware) slowly the driver gets out of the car … and you know how you just get sooo
(+ware) stressed and life seems to get funny?
(+ware) Well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car,
(+ware) looks up at me and says, “I AM NOT HAPPY!”
(+ware) So, I look down at him...
Sassy Robots →
Robin Marantz wrote an article in the New York Times about her time at the robotics lab at M.I.T where Dr. David Levy is working on developing the future of robotics, which means robots to have sex with.
Levy recently wrote a book entitled, “Love and Sex with Robts,” where claims, “there will soon come a day where people fall in love with robots and want them for...