February 2008
105 posts
Nailed it →
So earlier this week I wrote a poorly researched post about how Clinton and Ombama had virtually the same political platform.
Well, I was friggin right.
Salon.com posted an article outlining how they have voted the same on 257 out of 267 votes in the Senate. It’s good to be right.
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Nailed it →
So earlier this week I wrote a poorly researched post about how Clinton and Ombama had virtually the same political platform.
Well, I was friggin right.
Salon.com posted an article outlining how they have voted the same on 257 out of 267 votes in the Senate. It’s good to be right.
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Hawaii Chair Infomercial →
Hawaii Chair Infomercial →
January 2008
115 posts
You know what love is →
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What the hell was wrong with my school? →
Another hot high school teacher has been charged with having sex with her students.
JANUARY 30—A Mississippi teacher admitted to cops that she had sex
with a 15-year-old male student to whom she sent explicit text messages
and trysted with in her Jaguar, which bore the license plate “GRRRRR.”
This just isn’t fair. The closest thing we had to a hot teacher was...
What the hell was wrong with my school? →
Another hot high school teacher has been charged with having sex with her students.
JANUARY 30—A Mississippi teacher admitted to cops that she had sex
with a 15-year-old male student to whom she sent explicit text messages
and trysted with in her Jaguar, which bore the license plate “GRRRRR.”
This just isn’t fair. The closest thing we had to a hot teacher was...
Girls aren't listening to my man mouth →
Johnny LuvCakes
Ladies, what the dillio?
I made a Craigslist post a week ago about how you ladies have been wasting by sweet ass body by not sleeping with it but so far not one hot ass babe has responded. A few gay dudes replied, but seriously guys, this body isn’t being wasted on dood hole.
I thought the Internet meant I would just have to post a picture of my pecs and women would...
Girls aren't listening to my man mouth →
Johnny LuvCakes
Ladies, what the dillio?
I made a Craigslist post a week ago about how you ladies have been wasting by sweet ass body by not sleeping with it but so far not one hot ass babe has responded. A few gay dudes replied, but seriously guys, this body isn’t being wasted on dood hole.
I thought the Internet meant I would just have to post a picture of my pecs and women would...
Fly naked...finally →
Contrary to Seinfeld, there is no bad naked according to Travel agency OssiUrlaub.de, who will launch the first naked flight from Erfurt to the Baltic sea resort of Usedom.
The 55 passengers will have to remain clothed until they board, and
dress before disembarking, managing director Enrico Hess told Reuters. The crew will remain clothed
throughout the flight for safety reasons.
What could...
Is it gay to listen to the MacBook Air commercial... →
At first I thought the song was was annoying. Another quirky foreign singer who just hit the jackpot being on a Mac commercial.
But then after hearing it 80 times on TV i downloaded the song and now I can’t stop listening to it. It’s the kind of song that I will most likely hate next week, but right now I feel slightly gay for listening to it.
Now that Edwards is out, are you really gonig to... →
Edwards, populist with the best haircut since Teddy Roosevelt just dropped out of the Presidential race. Now that it’s a two way sprint, are you really going to vote for Hillary?
On paper, Barack and Hillary have almost identical political platforms so far.
(from nationalplatforms.com) Energy and Oil Hillary - America is ready for energy independence.
Barack - Plans on to...
Greatest comment on a HIV animation, ever →
dans1120 my favorite part is when reverse transcriptase is inhibited by
nucleoside inhibitors (or by non nucleoside reverse transcriptase
inhibitors) because it kind of looks like butt sex but the butt ain’t
havin it.
@4:34
Greatest comment on a HIV animation, ever →
dans1120 my favorite part is when reverse transcriptase is inhibited by
nucleoside inhibitors (or by non nucleoside reverse transcriptase
inhibitors) because it kind of looks like butt sex but the butt ain’t
havin it.
@4:34
Fly naked...finally →
Contrary to Seinfeld, there is no bad naked according to Travel agency OssiUrlaub.de, who will launch the first naked flight from Erfurt to the Baltic sea resort of Usedom.
The 55 passengers will have to remain clothed until they board, and
dress before disembarking, managing director Enrico Hess told Reuters. The crew will remain clothed
throughout the flight for safety reasons.
What could...
Now that Edwards is out, are you really going to... →
Edwards, populist with the best haircut since Teddy Roosevelt just dropped out of the Presidential race. Now that it’s a two way sprint, are you really going to vote for Hillary?
On paper, Barack and Hillary have almost identical political platforms so far.
(from nationalplatforms.com) Energy and Oil Hillary - America is ready for energy independence.
Barack - Plans on to...
If I were a Republican, I'd be very, very afraid.... →
Conservative Rod Dreher even likes Barack Obama. His article is actually really touching.
Look, I don’t want a man who believes the things Barack Obama believes
to be president. But I’ve got to confess, he makes me proud of my
country. When’s the last time you heard from a politician that made you
proud of your country?
Watch Obama’s South Carolina victory speech and...
If I were a Republican, I'd be very, very afraid.... →
Conservative Rod Dreher even likes Barack Obama. His article is actually really touching.
Look, I don’t want a man who believes the things Barack Obama believes
to be president. But I’ve got to confess, he makes me proud of my
country. When’s the last time you heard from a politician that made you
proud of your country?
Watch Obama’s South Carolina victory speech and...
Her Face →
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Canadians shocked to be called Canadian →
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According to the National Post,
“Canadian” has apparently become a code word for blacks among American
racists.” How did this neologism come to light? From a memo from a
Houston, Texas distict attorney sent to his staff after a jury had
imposed a heavy sentence on a drunk driver despite the fact that “some
Canadians on the jury [were] feeling sorry for...
F Planet Earth →
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Armed Youth responsible for Obama South Carolina... →
Barack Obama steamrolled over the competition soundly winning the South Carolina primary. Political analysts examining exit polling have determined young people were very much responsible for the thrashing. The youth however, were not actually voting, they were intimidating voters at gunpoint, with guns.
“They were handing out guns to the kids right outside the Obama...
Town is 99% Gay →
Shock waves were felt throughout the small town of Cascade Idaho when claims were made that 99% of the town was in fact gay.
Heith Polmaro made the startling statement before 3rd period Algebra retorting to his friend, “Everyone that doesn’t read my blog in this place, is gay.”
Heith’s blog, “The end of nowhere” has been up on geocities for almost 6 months...
My First... 47th Time →
Hey baby, its almost time for us to do it, and by do it I mean I will to place my penis inside of you, preferably in your vagina.
It’s okay baby there is no need to worry, it’s my first time too. I mean not first time, no baby don’t go anywhere of course I’ve pounded womens before, many many times. How many times? Oh probably 47. Don’t be intimidated by the sheer number girls I’ve buried my...
Scary Hillary Clinton picture of the week →
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USA will soon eat itself →
In case you didn’t feel bad enough about Abu Ghraib, the economy or Dennis Kucinich dropping out of the presidential race taking with him his hot ass wife, now you also need to worry about your neighbor eating you.
In a CNN report on obesity in America, always smiling sellout Indian reporter Sanjay Gupta shows us just how fat the US is. What is great about the map is how perfectly it...
Just a little closer →
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Hookers for Jesus →
In what has to be one of the most brilliant marketing moves, former prostitutes are now preaching the word of God.
The hookers are using their knowledge and experience performing rusty trombones, Cleavland steamers, blumpkins, and dirty sanchezes, to convert non believers to put their love in Jesus Christ.
While many call them dirty vag whores whose recently stained lips should never mention...
Best of Craigslist - His body is going to waste! →
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Dear Ladies,
I don’t know many things, but I do know that right now, my body is being wasted.
Listen ladies I know you will all agree that rock hard abs and a
chiseled chest is something that you all desire. This is EXACTLY what
I’m offering. My body is pretty much like a ripe banana, but not those
midget bananas, more like the ones you see sometimes and go...
Lip-Synching mishap →
The greatest part of the video is when the audience goes on clapping with the band
Why you should be facinated by Pickles the Clown →
1. Any Clown with a full beard deserves your respect. Respect or a restraining order. Pickles flaunts the system, that is just the kind of clown he is. Pickles doesn’t conform to any standard imposed by a non clown society. One day Pickles ate three entire boxes of Ring Dings, just for the F of it. Take that society!
2. Pickles is a funny funny man This humorous pin is just an...
Scientology cures PMS →
The Internets have been buzzing with people trying to take Scientology off it’s once great pedestal as the one true religion. What these web fat cats have failed to realize is how effective Scientology actually is in everyday life. Problem #1 - A dog drops a duce in your lawn This is a common problem among those not practicing Scientology. Before I was a third level Thetan dogs used to...
Scientology cures PMS →
The Internets have been buzzing with people trying to take Scientology off it’s once great pedestal as the one true religion. What these web fat cats have failed to realize is how effective Scientology actually is in everyday life. Problem #1 - A dog drops a duce in your lawn This is a common problem among those not practicing Scientology. Before I was a third level Thetan dogs used to...
SeeqPod, the "playable search engine" →
SeeqPod is a music search engine that lets you stream any music it finds on public-facing internet directories. SeeqPod’s ludicrously large catalog makes it the first place I recommend people go if they haven’t heard a band and aren’t ready to commit to buying anything. SeeqPod fell into the music indsutry’s crosshairs today, so I recommend getting your fill now, just in case they’re forced to...
Friday Rap Blogging "Love Me Sexy" →
Friday Rap Blogging "Love Me Sexy" →
Most disturbing light switch, ever →
If only this was Katie Couric →
3 Easy Ways to Get Free Drinks →
You’re at a bar, the music is great, the vibe is right, and you’re ready to rock. You reach in your pocket to pay for a drink and SNAP, you’re out of money!!!! Don’t flip out, seriously you look gay when you flip out. If you use any of these tips, you’ll get that free drink and continue to get free drinks ALL NIGHT LONG! 1. Get some tits Mammories are like free...
Cuteness Overload!!!!!!!!!!! →
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When life gives you Abu Ghraib... →
If there is one thing we should take away from mass torture, it’s how it can be used for high fashion. Apparently John Galliano had the same concept when he released his fall 2008 male catalog. Having your torture and suffering made into a male thong must be sweet vindication for all the officers that were cleared of any wrongdoing.
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I'm Heath Ledger's best friend who never met him →
Will we ever get over ourselves? Heath Ledger - NY TimesNicole Vaughan, 24, a law student at New York University, was in a seminar about Jesus when someone sent her a message about Mr. Ledger. She checked the Web, then walked to the apartment “because of the way our generation is; we sort of feel we’re a part of each other’s lives.”
When I first read that I had no idea what the hell she was...
I hate this guy →
Cloverfield was pretty shitty, but actress Odette Yustman is hot, really hot. I don’t know who this guy is, but I hate him, hate him like an angry cow looking at a steak for the first time and realizing his wife, is actually the steak.
Black Kids can see through all your bullshit →
If I had to have sex with a Care Bear →
It’s not hard to imagine a situation where one would forced to have sex with a Care Bear.
Friend Bear is a kind and friendly bear who shows what it means to be a good friend. Friend bear sounds good on paper, a real female bear friend would give at least one hj a week, if they knew the true meaning of friendhship. But friend bear is a total porker, not worth it.
Wish Bear helps make...
Virginia Lawmaker wants to take your balls away →
I actually don’t need to write anything here, the lawmaker really says it all
A controversial Virginia lawmaker is trying to introduce new
legislation to ban rubber testicles from being fitted to the back of
trucks.
Spruill said he became concerned when he learned that the truck accessories had got larger as their popularity had increased. “How big are they going to go?”...